BettorsChat Grammy Awards

[savage1]

RWall-If I had to sit down and talk to Phil Steel for a couple of hours(actually listen, is a better choice of words, as I don't think he would allow me to speak) I should receive the masochist award for self-absorbed punishment;Actually, I think I would rather be beaten up than to have to sit with him for a couple of hours, especially if during his two hour sermon all he talked about was Powersweep, his Executive Service, his late phone service, the Private Play Hotline or simply extoll the virtues of each of the cappers on the Northcoast Community Line.

[paco]

thats cool and all, but do I really have to have a tuxs.
the last time I had a tux was at my baptismal,
and I've been married for about 7 years.

[Spark]

rwall, You are the absolute best .. very creative ... I really enjoy your threads .. hahahahaha Thanks for being here buddy but more importantly thanks for making us laugh ....

[jmarty6969]

bry is wearing his tuxedo shirt lol for a three peet lol he is writeing on back where is wiz and i lost my farm on rjs pick bet the farm

[CoverBoy]

Tuxedos

OK OK Tuxedos are optional at the next awards ceremony .

I'm proposing that an award be given out for BEST ACTOR of the Year ... and it goes to .... BIG AL ( Stinky Crack ) Mc Mordie for his riveting impersonation of a sports handicapper.

The runners - up could be:

Loser Lawrence's Half - Wit Son ... " The Cincinnati Kid ", out of Peoria, Illinois.

Chris Soop ( you know his brothers ... Split P , Campbell , Navy Bean , and Chicken Noodle )

Ty Gaston ( famous for the 1987 Army - Navy Game when he laid 4 with Army , took 2 with Navy and fucking middled his own ass when the score came back Army 17 Navy 14. Afterwards, when interviewed, he chortled : "I guess it wasn't in the cards " )

Stu Feiner - the cat gives out 20% winners 80% losers while doing a stretch in Sing Sing . And BTW .... He drops the soap on purpose

[BigMike]

Oh my God I just saw your avatar!!!!!!!!! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!! That's classic!!!!! Too funny Neil!!!!!

[CoverBoy]

Mikey

I owe it all to you , Pal

I'm in love with her Mike and I don't care who finds out .

I've left my wife, my family, my dogs, my house ... and all my money.

I always wanted a woman just like my ... ummmmmm ....grandma.

Once we get settled in , Carmela and I will have you over for dinner.

She tells me her Eggplant Parmigiana is Dynamite !!!.

Wish us luck, Buddy and BTW dont make plans for June 6th, 2005 ... I will consider it an honor if you would be my BEST MAN.

Your Pal,

Neil

[phonepole]

RWall...

I just saw my award, I was late arriving to the ceremony, RJeremy was supposed to give me a lift in his limo from the airport gettin' in from Hot 'Lanta......... but he stopped off to do Coverboy's grandma first.........

I hereby accept my Pope JohnPaulGeorgeRingo Award on behalf of my mom and dad, 2 Jewish parents were never prouder!

I am honored and humbled to be considered by the panel as not just a nominee, but as a winner too..... I hope you will all join me for an after-ceremonies party at my estate, after which I will come back determined to work twice as hard to get an award again next year!!
Thank you, thank you...... oh........Thank You !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BigTicket]

Big Tick - you're a great guy and always a gentleman but you need a little toughening up. You get the best prize of all . We've decided to lock you in a room with 3 insurance salesmen for 12 hours straight . That's like doing a month in the hole at Joliet St. Prison.

Booooooo.......coverboy you dont know just how tough I am......I sure hope I dont have to show you!!!! I am such a tough mo fo!!!! oh yea and I can be a dickhead too...you just watch!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
Toughie McTougherton

[10DimeBry]

we need to bring these award shows back rwall

[The Lovedoc]

Bump for Rwall!!