Short Jokes

[rwall]

Q. What do you call 100 Service Handicappers at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A good start.

Q. What do you get when a Leper takes a bath?
A. Soup.

Q. Why did the Leper go back into the shower?
A. He forgot his Head and Shoulders.

Q. What do you do if an elephant comes through your window?
A. Swim!

Q. What is RJeremy's idea of safe sex?
A. Marking the sheep that kick

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No-Eye Deer. (sound like No Idea)

Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.

Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.

[rwall]

Q. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste!

Q. What does a skeleton get when he goes to a bar?
A. A beer and a mop.

Q. What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?
A. Wipe him off, apologize and RUN!

Q. Did you hear RJeremy's a dyslexic-bulimic?
A. He eats, and then he sticks his finger up his ass.

Q. What do your boss and a slinky have in common?
A. They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.