More Jokes

[rwall]

A sad, old man sitting was sitting on a park bench when along came a police officer. The officer asked the old man why he was so upset.

The old man replied, "My name is Spark and every morning I wake up with a wonderful 20 year old blonde. She cooks great meals including sausage, and bacon and everything I love. Then we make passionate love in bed. Afterwards, she gives me a bath, with handdrawn hot water, cooks me lunch and followed by more passionate love. In the evening, we'll have top the day off with a fantastic dinner and yet more wonderful love.

The police officer gets a puzzled look on his face and asks, "Spark, what seems to be the problem?"

The old man replied with a sad look on his face, "I can't remember where I live!"

[rwall]

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

[rwall]

A young man walked up and sat down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquired.

"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.

"6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"

"Yeah, my first blowjob," the man answered.

"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."

"No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

[jjoneill]

HEY RWALL!!! im still laughing. THEY were GREAT. passing them on. THANX

[AllNight]

What do you call a Blonde that stands on her head? A Brunette with bad breath!!!
Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm!!!