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  • Joke of the day.

    From the Sydney Morning Herald Australia comes this story of a
    central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have
    their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to
    carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car there in the
    lot.

    The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the
    car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding
    from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack
    of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
    Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward,
    quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back
    into place.

    On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found
    herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The
    mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.

  • #2
    Why do husbands usually die before their wives??

    Because they want to!!

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