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A Priest
A priest wanted to raise money for his parish and on being told
that
there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter
it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for a
horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured
that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the
races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third.
The next day the local paper carried this headline:
PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS
The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race
again, and this time it won.
The paper read: PRIEST'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
priest not to enter the donkey in another race.
The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid
of
the donkey. The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND
FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
A priest wanted to raise money for his parish and on being told
that
there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter
it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for a
horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured
that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the
races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third.
The next day the local paper carried this headline:
PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS
The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race
again, and this time it won.
The paper read: PRIEST'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
priest not to enter the donkey in another race.
The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid
of
the donkey. The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND
FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.