Best Singles Ad Ever Written

[BettorsChat]

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever. (Men are so easy).

[savage1]

That is great-I am going to send that to my mother;she loves that kind of stuff.
Read George Carlin's new book, When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops, if you have not already done so.

[Spark]

That really is good ...

savage were these in the booK??? Carlin is one of my favorites ....

A wonderful Message by George Carlin:
>
>
> The paradox of our time in history is that we have
> taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider
> freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more,
> but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have
> bigger houses and smaller families, more
> conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees
> but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment,
> more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but
> less wellness.
>
>
> We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too
> recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get
> too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read
> too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
> We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our
> values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate
> too often.
>
>
> We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.
> We've added years to life not life to years. We've
> been all the way to the moon and back, but have
> trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.
> We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've
> done larger things, but not better things.
>
>
> We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.
> We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We
> write more, but learn less. We plan more, but
> accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to
> wait. We build more computers to hold more
> information, to produce more copies than ever, but
> we communicate less and less.
>
>
>
> These are the times of fast foods and slow
> digestion, big men and small character, steep
> profits and shallow relationships. These are the
> days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier
> houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick
> trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one
> night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do
> everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a
> time when there is much in the showroom window and
> nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can
> bring this letter to you, and a time when you can
> choose either to share this insight, or to just hit
> delete.
>
>
>
> Remember, spend some time with your loved ones,
> because they are not going to be around forever.
>
> Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to
> you in awe, because that little person soon will
> grow up and leave your side.
>
>
> Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you,
> because that is the only treasure you can give with
> your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.
>
>
> Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and
> your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and
> an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep
> inside of you.
>
>
> Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for
> someday that person will not be there again.
>
>
> Give time to love, give time to speak,! and give time
> to share the precious thoughts in your mind.
>
> AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
>
> Life is not measured by the number of breaths we
> take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

[HUNGlikeabear]

Re: Best Singles Ad Ever Written

Originally posted by BettorsChat
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever. (Men are so easy).

Beauty BC!!

Cut
pasted
and sent:D

[savage1]

Spark-thanks for that;that sure sounds like vintage Carlin.
Is that recent or older material, because I don't recognize them?; they are very profound.
Read his new book if you haven't done so.;it is great and has a lot of appropriate political stuff in there(as well of course as his everyday stuff and words from his beautiful foul mouth.:D ).

[fats12]

How do I cut and paste this? Great stuff!

[BettorsChat]

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

[savage1]

BC-I already read it, and my mother is in process of reading it.
Everyone with a sense of humor should take time out of his/her gambling day to read this funny and profound work of art.

[buzzer beater]

BC:

Simply GREAT!

[Spark]

Just ordered it now guys ... Thanks

[10DimeBry]

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever. (Men are so easy).

Monte,

I'm in love!!!!

-kbsooner

[jcindaville]

That really is good ...

savage were these in the booK??? Carlin is one of my favorites ....

A wonderful Message by George Carlin:
>
>
> The paradox of our time in history is that we have
> taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider
> freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more,
> but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have
> bigger houses and smaller families, more
> conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees
> but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment,
> more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but
> less wellness.
>
>
> We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too
> recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get
> too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read
> too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
> We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our
> values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate
> too often.
>
>
> We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.
> We've added years to life not life to years. We've
> been all the way to the moon and back, but have
> trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.
> We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've
> done larger things, but not better things.
>
>
> We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.
> We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We
> write more, but learn less. We plan more, but
> accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to
> wait. We build more computers to hold more
> information, to produce more copies than ever, but
> we communicate less and less.
>
>
>
> These are the times of fast foods and slow
> digestion, big men and small character, steep
> profits and shallow relationships. These are the
> days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier
> houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick
> trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one
> night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do
> everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a
> time when there is much in the showroom window and
> nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can
> bring this letter to you, and a time when you can
> choose either to share this insight, or to just hit
> delete.
>
>
>
> Remember, spend some time with your loved ones,
> because they are not going to be around forever.
>
> Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to
> you in awe, because that little person soon will
> grow up and leave your side.
>
>
> Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you,
> because that is the only treasure you can give with
> your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.
>
>
> Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and
> your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and
> an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep
> inside of you.
>
>
> Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for
> someday that person will not be there again.
>
>
> Give time to love, give time to speak,! and give time
> to share the precious thoughts in your mind.
>
> AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
>
> Life is not measured by the number of breaths we
> take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

shit spark, that almost made me cry, i love carlin never new he wrote something so powerful, well im heading upstairs to hug and kiss my 4 pain in the ass kids. thanks spark i needed that