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SUGGESTIONS FOR AIRLINES
Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington DC. 20591
Dear Sirs,
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,
and at the same time getting our airline industry back
on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to
look at naked women we should replace all of our
female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every
businessman in this country would start flying again
in hope of seeing a naked woman. Hijackings would end
and the airline
industry would have record sales.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to
do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington DC. 20591
Dear Sirs,
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,
and at the same time getting our airline industry back
on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to
look at naked women we should replace all of our
female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every
businessman in this country would start flying again
in hope of seeing a naked woman. Hijackings would end
and the airline
industry would have record sales.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to
do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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