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2 Cajun Friends on a plane
Pierre and Boudreaux was flying to Mardi Gras (New Orleans)..Boudreaux was flying da plane, and Pierre was in da back, when da plane started bouncin around, and bounced so bad it knocked the Pilot Boudreaux unconscious...
Pierre got worried when da plane started driftin around, and he come up to da front to find Boudreaux sprawl out all over da steering wheel...
Well, Pierre dont know nuttin bout flying, so he grab da microphone and holla "May Day! May Day!...Dis is Cajun Air line 90210, and Boudreaux him knock unconscious and I don know nuttin about flying dis plane!"
"Dis is da control tower," someone answer. "Don you worry bout nuttin. We gonna splain you how to land dis plane, step by step."
"Furst, how high you are, and whas you position?"
Pierre thought a minute, "I'm five foot ten, an I'm all da way to da front of dis plane."
"NO! NO!" answer da tower. "What you altitude, and where you location?"
Pierre say "Man, rat now ah got a po attitude, and I'm from Lawzeeanna!"
"No! No!" came the exasperated voice. "Ah needs to know how many feet you got off da ground and you planes relation to the airport!"
Pierre, he really be panicking by dis time. He say firmly, "Counting Boudreaux's feets and mine togedder, we got fo feet off da ground! An don believe dis plane be related to you airport!"
A long pause in da Control Tower---de silence was deafaning and then the voice come back---
"We needs to know who be you next of kin..."
Pierre got worried when da plane started driftin around, and he come up to da front to find Boudreaux sprawl out all over da steering wheel...
Well, Pierre dont know nuttin bout flying, so he grab da microphone and holla "May Day! May Day!...Dis is Cajun Air line 90210, and Boudreaux him knock unconscious and I don know nuttin about flying dis plane!"
"Dis is da control tower," someone answer. "Don you worry bout nuttin. We gonna splain you how to land dis plane, step by step."
"Furst, how high you are, and whas you position?"
Pierre thought a minute, "I'm five foot ten, an I'm all da way to da front of dis plane."
"NO! NO!" answer da tower. "What you altitude, and where you location?"
Pierre say "Man, rat now ah got a po attitude, and I'm from Lawzeeanna!"
"No! No!" came the exasperated voice. "Ah needs to know how many feet you got off da ground and you planes relation to the airport!"
Pierre, he really be panicking by dis time. He say firmly, "Counting Boudreaux's feets and mine togedder, we got fo feet off da ground! An don believe dis plane be related to you airport!"
A long pause in da Control Tower---de silence was deafaning and then the voice come back---
"We needs to know who be you next of kin..."
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