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  • " Being Brave "

    A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

    "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, upon a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman.

    I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. "So, I approached the largest and most
    heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground."

    I yelled, "Now, back! off!! Or you'll answer to me!"

    St. Peter was impressed, but said: "We don't show any record of this - when did all this happen?"

    "Oh....Just a couple minutes ago."


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    " The Wind Does Not Wait For The Tree To Bend "

  • #2
    THE TRUE

    DEFINITION OF "BALLS"!

    A Norwegian goes out and get drunk on his anniversary!

    Comes home at 3 AM crashing his car into the side of the house.

    Crawls out the drivers door dragging a bikini clad blode with him.

    Kicks down the front door instead of opening it with the blonde in his arms.

    Knocks over a 10,000 dollar prized Ming Dynasty vase shattering it on the floor on the way to the fridge to get a couple of Budweisers.

    Goes into the master bedroom and flips on the lights.

    Procedes to the bathroom splahing cold water on his face and orders the blonde bombshell to strip off her panties so he can dry his face.

    Confidently strides over to the King size bed.....rips the ****** off his wife who is laving naked in bed.

    Rolls her over.....slaps her on the ass and extols "ROLL OVER BABY....YOU'RE NEXT"!

    NOW THAT..............IS STUPID!!!!! errrrrrrrrrrrrr....I mean Balls!
    I am NOT schizophrenic......and NEITHER am I! Just paranoid that fear may overcome my insanity!

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    • #3
      G.V. :

      That gives new meaning to :

      " Winning a Gals Heart "

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      " The Wind Does Not Wait For The Tree To Bend "

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