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I don't post jokes but this one had me LMFAO!!!
A bus carrying 10 ugly people crashes and they all die. When they get to the gates of heaven, St. Pete sees how ugly they all are and grants them one wish each before they enter heaven. The first person goes up to St. Pete and says "My wish is to be good looking." St. Pete grants the wish and the person enters. The next person comes up and asks for the same wish. St. Pete once again grants it and the person enters heaven. As the third person comes up to St. Pete, he notices the guy at the end of the line laughing hysterically but pays him no mind. The third person asks for the same wish as the first two and the next six people in line as well ask to be good looking. By the time the tenth person gets up to St. Pete, he is laughing uncotrollably. St. Pete asks him "What is so funny?" The man says "Now turn them all back!"
A bus carrying 10 ugly people crashes and they all die. When they get to the gates of heaven, St. Pete sees how ugly they all are and grants them one wish each before they enter heaven. The first person goes up to St. Pete and says "My wish is to be good looking." St. Pete grants the wish and the person enters. The next person comes up and asks for the same wish. St. Pete once again grants it and the person enters heaven. As the third person comes up to St. Pete, he notices the guy at the end of the line laughing hysterically but pays him no mind. The third person asks for the same wish as the first two and the next six people in line as well ask to be good looking. By the time the tenth person gets up to St. Pete, he is laughing uncotrollably. St. Pete asks him "What is so funny?" The man says "Now turn them all back!"