A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The
> > officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mile per hour,
> > sir."
> > The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise
> > control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."
> >
> > Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly
> > from the passenger seat, "Now don't be silly, dear,
> > you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
> >
> > As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks
> > over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your
> > mouth shut for once?"
> >
> > The wife smiles demurely and says, " You should be
> > thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
> >
> > As the officer makes out the second ticket for the
> > illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his
> > wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman,
> > can't you keep your mouth shut."
> >
> > The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're
> > not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic
> > $75 fine."
> >
> > The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had
> > it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that
> > I could get my license out of my back pocket."
> >
> > The wife says," Now, dear, you know very well that
> > you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear
> > your seat belt when you're driving."
> >
> > And as the police officer is writing out the third
> > ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY
> > DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP??"
> >
> > The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does
> > your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
> > (the killer line is next )
> >
> > "Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been
> > drinking."
> >
>
> > officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mile per hour,
> > sir."
> > The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise
> > control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."
> >
> > Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly
> > from the passenger seat, "Now don't be silly, dear,
> > you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
> >
> > As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks
> > over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your
> > mouth shut for once?"
> >
> > The wife smiles demurely and says, " You should be
> > thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
> >
> > As the officer makes out the second ticket for the
> > illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his
> > wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman,
> > can't you keep your mouth shut."
> >
> > The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're
> > not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic
> > $75 fine."
> >
> > The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had
> > it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that
> > I could get my license out of my back pocket."
> >
> > The wife says," Now, dear, you know very well that
> > you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear
> > your seat belt when you're driving."
> >
> > And as the police officer is writing out the third
> > ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY
> > DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP??"
> >
> > The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does
> > your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
> > (the killer line is next )
> >
> > "Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been
> > drinking."
> >
>
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