I make no bones about it;I LOVE George Carlin's type of humor.
I just got around to reading his book Napalm and Silly Putty$12.95 on paperback), and for those who of you interested and who have not read it here is one excerpt about advertising that had me in stitches.He starts out with "Commercials use sex to sell things;why can't they use violence and bad language too? Not all families are as "functional" as the ones they show you on TV."
MOM: Eat your fuckin' corn flakes, ya cocksucker!
SON: Fuck you, Ma.
MOM:Why you little creep!
SLAM, SMACK, POW!
DAD: Here, Son, try this. Its new from Kellogg's.
SON: Holy shit! raisins!
MOM: Hey. asshole! What're ya tryin' to do, spoil the kid?
DAD: Listen, cunt, I'm tired of your meddlin'!
BLAM! POW! CRACK!
SON: Hey Dad, when you get finished punchin' Mom, gimme some more of that shit with the raisins in it, will ya?
The book is just one non-stop laugh after another!
I just got around to reading his book Napalm and Silly Putty$12.95 on paperback), and for those who of you interested and who have not read it here is one excerpt about advertising that had me in stitches.He starts out with "Commercials use sex to sell things;why can't they use violence and bad language too? Not all families are as "functional" as the ones they show you on TV."
MOM: Eat your fuckin' corn flakes, ya cocksucker!
SON: Fuck you, Ma.
MOM:Why you little creep!
SLAM, SMACK, POW!
DAD: Here, Son, try this. Its new from Kellogg's.
SON: Holy shit! raisins!
MOM: Hey. asshole! What're ya tryin' to do, spoil the kid?
DAD: Listen, cunt, I'm tired of your meddlin'!
BLAM! POW! CRACK!
SON: Hey Dad, when you get finished punchin' Mom, gimme some more of that shit with the raisins in it, will ya?
The book is just one non-stop laugh after another!
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