Tweet
Go Figure :
A man approaches a woman and says, "I'd really like to get into your pants."
The woman replies, "No thanks, there's an ass in there already."
***MMM***
The woman replies, "No thanks, there's an ass in there already."
***MMM***
-
" The Wind Does Not Wait For The Tree To Bend " -
1 of 1 Morons
-
Quote from author Peter Marshall: "If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything."Comment
-
:D
FUNNY!!!
My girlfriend loved the joke....which worries me just a little bit, by the way!
:confused:You need people like me so you can point your fingers and say Hey there's the bad guy! So, what does that make to you. Good guys? Don't kid yourselves. You're no better'n me. You just know how to hide and how to lie. Me, I do not have that problem. I always tell the truth, even when I lie!
Tony Montana, ScarfaceComment
-
That reminds me of my 1st wife.
We went on our honeymoon in Cottage Grove, Oregon,
When we went to our room, I figured Id better set this girl
strait right now, if im going to spend the rest of my life
with her.
I took my britches off and told her to put them on.
She responded, "I cant wear your pants."
I responded," thats right, Ill wear the pants in this family!"
Right away she took off her panties, and said " would
you put these on please"
I responded, "Honey, I cant get into your panties"
She responded, " THATS RIGHT!, AND THATS THE WAY
ITS GONNA BE, UNTIL YOU CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE!"
Bitch!
G-luck
Bring-in-it-homeComment
-
An old man was sitting on a bench at the ****.A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors;green, purple,red,orange,blue and yellow. The old man just stared and stared.Every time the young man looked,the old man was staring.Finally the young man said sarcastically, whats the matter old timer....never done anything wild in your life?Without batting an eye, The old man replied Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock,I was wondering if you were my son........Comment
-
Two guys are in a supermarket when their carts collide.
Bob says, "I'm sorry, I was looking for my wife."
"What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate," says Joe.
"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?" asks Bob.
Joe replies, "She's tall, with long hair, long legs, firm breasts and a magnificent backside.
What does your wife look like?" "Never mind," says Bob, "let's look for yours!"
***MMM***" The Wind Does Not Wait For The Tree To Bend "Comment
-
Go figure!
Man walks into the doctors office one day with a problem. Doctor asks if he can help him? Man says he has a brother who is gay. The doctor replys yes and so........ Man says he has a uncle who is gay also!!! Doctor replys and so do you think you are gay also? Man replys stating that his father is gay also!!!! The doctors says let me get this straight, your brother,uncle, and father are all gay so you think you may be gay also? After a pause the doctor asks isn't there anyone in your family that likes pussy? In which the man replys yes.. my sister!!!!!!!!!!Comment
Comment