you should be hung

[orientalhawn]

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer
and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the
street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at
me, "You should be hung."

I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my
lips,lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at
this nosy neighbor and then calmly replied,

"I am, that's why she cuts the grass."

[poker]

Now thats a good one!!!!

[Lucky Leo]

That is fuckin funny. I am using that one tonight.