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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
> > shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over
> > which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up,
quickly
> > wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
> >
> > When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
> > Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that
> > towel that you have on."
> >
> > After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands
> > naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800
dollars
> > and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman
> > wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
> >
> > When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the
shower,
> > "Who was that?"
> >
> > "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
> >
> > "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he
owes
> > me?"
> > shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over
> > which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up,
quickly
> > wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
> >
> > When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
> > Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that
> > towel that you have on."
> >
> > After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands
> > naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800
dollars
> > and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman
> > wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
> >
> > When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the
shower,
> > "Who was that?"
> >
> > "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
> >
> > "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he
owes
> > me?"
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