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Wise Words from the "Book of Monte"
People who live in glass houses should make love
in the basement.
Never read the fine print. There ain't no way
you're going to like it.
If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most
likely your butt will get soaking wet.
The only two things we do with greater frequency
in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not
everybody has the same size bucket.
To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have
thousands of old ladies running around with
tattoos?
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's
more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a
Hyundai.
Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel
single.
Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out
of Halloween.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching
in every joint, you are probably dead
Well,, guess I'm not dead yet! Have a nice day
People who live in glass houses should make love
in the basement.
Never read the fine print. There ain't no way
you're going to like it.
If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most
likely your butt will get soaking wet.
The only two things we do with greater frequency
in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not
everybody has the same size bucket.
To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have
thousands of old ladies running around with
tattoos?
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's
more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a
Hyundai.
Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel
single.
Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out
of Halloween.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching
in every joint, you are probably dead
Well,, guess I'm not dead yet! Have a nice day
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