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> > >Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School.
> > Usually
> > >she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on
> > her while
> > >she was sleeping.
> > >
> > >"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret
> >
> > >didn't stir, little ****** who was her friend sitting behind her,
> > took a
> > >pin and jabbed her in the rear."God Almighty!" shouted Mary
> > Margaret.
> > >
> > >The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little
> >
> > >later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
> > >
> > >But she didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, little ****** came
> > to
> > >the rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!"
> > shouted Mary
> > >and the Nun once again said "Very good", and Mary Margaret fell back
> > >asleep.
> > >
> > >The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after
> > she
> > >had her twenty-third child?" Again, ****** came to the rescue. This
> > time
> > >Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that thing in me
> > >one more time, I'll break it in half!"
> > >
> > >The Nun fainted.
> > >
> > >Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School.
> > Usually
> > >she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on
> > her while
> > >she was sleeping.
> > >
> > >"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret
> >
> > >didn't stir, little ****** who was her friend sitting behind her,
> > took a
> > >pin and jabbed her in the rear."God Almighty!" shouted Mary
> > Margaret.
> > >
> > >The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little
> >
> > >later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
> > >
> > >But she didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, little ****** came
> > to
> > >the rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!"
> > shouted Mary
> > >and the Nun once again said "Very good", and Mary Margaret fell back
> > >asleep.
> > >
> > >The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after
> > she
> > >had her twenty-third child?" Again, ****** came to the rescue. This
> > time
> > >Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that thing in me
> > >one more time, I'll break it in half!"
> > >
> > >The Nun fainted.