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A little Monday humor!
Good citizen
While I was strolling round the Harbor this morning about 11 am.,
I noticed this character shouting "Allah be praised" and
"Death to all infidels" and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because
of all the explosives he was carrying.
If he didn't get help he would surely drown.
Being a responsible American citizen,
and abiding by the law
of the land that requires you
to help those in distress
(which I learned on “Seinfeld”,
I informed the Police, the Coast Guard,
the Immigration Office
and even the Fire Dept.
It is now 4 p.m., the terrorist has drowned
and none of the authorities have yet to respond.
I'm starting to think that I wasted four stamps.
While I was strolling round the Harbor this morning about 11 am.,
I noticed this character shouting "Allah be praised" and
"Death to all infidels" and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because
of all the explosives he was carrying.
If he didn't get help he would surely drown.
Being a responsible American citizen,
and abiding by the law
of the land that requires you
to help those in distress
(which I learned on “Seinfeld”,
I informed the Police, the Coast Guard,
the Immigration Office
and even the Fire Dept.
It is now 4 p.m., the terrorist has drowned
and none of the authorities have yet to respond.
I'm starting to think that I wasted four stamps.
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