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A man was having a few problems with his game so decided to have a lesson.
He explained to the Golf Pro that he was having trouble with his swing ..................
Well, what should I do?", asked the man.
"Hold the club gently," the Pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast."
Taking the Pro's advice, he took a swing, and POW! He hit the ball 250 yards straight down the centre of the fairway.
The ecstatic man went back home, telling his wife the good news about his lesson, and she couldn't wait for her lesson.
The next day, the wife went for her lesson.
The Pro watched her swing and said, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."
"What can I do?" asked the wife.
"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis."
The wife listened carefully to the Pro's advice, took a swing, and THUMP!-- the ball skipped down the fairway about 15 feet.
"You know, that was actually a lot better than I expected," the Pro said. "Now, take the club out of your mouth, and hold it in your
hands.."
He explained to the Golf Pro that he was having trouble with his swing ..................
Well, what should I do?", asked the man.
"Hold the club gently," the Pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast."
Taking the Pro's advice, he took a swing, and POW! He hit the ball 250 yards straight down the centre of the fairway.
The ecstatic man went back home, telling his wife the good news about his lesson, and she couldn't wait for her lesson.
The next day, the wife went for her lesson.
The Pro watched her swing and said, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."
"What can I do?" asked the wife.
"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis."
The wife listened carefully to the Pro's advice, took a swing, and THUMP!-- the ball skipped down the fairway about 15 feet.
"You know, that was actually a lot better than I expected," the Pro said. "Now, take the club out of your mouth, and hold it in your
hands.."