Best layoff line yet !!

[baseballdave]

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.

But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

[Ldawg]

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.

But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

Nee neer nee neer ....

[jcindaville]

Bahahahahaahahabaha

That's freaking priceless

[10DimeBry]

that would be awesome if it was real

[ToDaClub]

that would be awesome if it was real

That would be appropriate if real.

And awesome

[LVJimmy]

I usually don't get involved/complain about politics, but I can't handle Obama anymore. Since he was elected in 2008, I was RIF'd from the Air Force after nearly 12 years and now as a gov't civilian, I'm facing 22 furlough days w/no pay and possibly more. I understand Congress is involved in these decisions, but for f*ck sakes, can the "leader" of this country please do something to get it back on track?!