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LOUISVILLE, Ky. — A Louisville man is facing multiple charges after police said he was having sex and drinking beer while driving. According to arrest records, Jeffersontown police officers saw a car driving recklessly on South Hurstbourne Parkway about 1:13 a.m. Wednesday. Police said they saw 58-year-old George E. Howard drink from a can of beer while continuing to drive in a reckless manner. Click Like For Louisville News Updates: A female passenger was bent over with her head between Howard’s legs, police said. Howard swerved multiple times, almost colliding with a curb and causing an accident, according to arrest records. Police said that upon contact with Howard, he smelled strongly of alcohol, had glassy eyes, was confused and unsteady on his feet, and once out of the vehicle, Howard’s pants fell to the ground. Howard told officers he was having sex while driving and had consumed alcohol, according to arrest records. The female passenger was trying to hide beer in her dress, police said. Howard failed several field sobriety tests, police said. Howard was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol, reckless driving and second-degree wanton endangerment.
Two words. Power move. Like if you’re going to drink and drive you might as well get some road head while you’re at it. Speaking of road head how underrated is this shit? I don’t think girls realize how great road head is. Like if I was a chick and I loved my boyfriend or husband I’d be giving him road head at least 64% of the time we drove anywhere. I just feel like it’s the right thing to do. I mean you’re stuck in the car anyway so you might as well be productive. I feel like married chicks don’t believe in this. At least that’s my experience. It’s criminal. Like how often does the average bro get road head?
Vote 1 for once a year and 10 for 10 or more times a year. And whatever the answer is I guarantee it’s not enough. It’s the little things like road head that make life worth living. I mean can any chick stoolie give a rational explanation why they wouldn’t suck dick in a car ride besides they are selfish?
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