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  • Things that make you go hhmmm !!

    If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, is it misspelled?

    And if it is misspelled, how would we know?
    He who wears diaper knows his shit - Confucius

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    Can you get cornered in a round room?
    He who wears diaper knows his shit - Confucius

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    • #3
      Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
      He who wears diaper knows his shit - Confucius

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      • #4
        If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?
        He who wears diaper knows his shit - Confucius

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        • #5
          What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
          He who wears diaper knows his shit - Confucius

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          • #6
            For club to answer:

            If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
            He who wears diaper knows his shit - Confucius

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            • #7
              When an elevator is overloaded with passengers who is criminally responsible?
              He who wears diaper knows his shit - Confucius

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              • #8
                If someone with multiple personalities robs a bank who is charged with the crime?
                He who wears diaper knows his shit - Confucius

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                • #9
                  If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?
                  He who wears diaper knows his shit - Confucius

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                  • #10
                    Why is it, when we talk to God, we're praying, but when he talks to us we're schizophrenic?
                    He who wears diaper knows his shit - Confucius

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                    • #11
                      Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when you throw a revolver at him?
                      He who wears diaper knows his shit - Confucius

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                      • #12
                        Why is there braille on the ATM drive-thru?
                        He who wears diaper knows his shit - Confucius

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                        • #13
                          Why can't we tickle ourselves?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by bryce View Post
                            Why can't we tickle ourselves?
                            Have you ever tried a feather under the nut sack ??
                            He who wears diaper knows his shit - Confucius

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by insidethe8thpol View Post
                              Have you ever tried a feather under the nut sack ??
                              no!

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