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Guys and gals. JC isn't one to brag so I felt someone needed to let people know what a hero our buddy is !!!
JC and his hillbilly buddy walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, the talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table,
who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
And, after a minute or so, it
becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
JC looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?/
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
JC walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out
of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind
Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
JC and his hillbilly buddy walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, the talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table,
who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
And, after a minute or so, it
becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
JC looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?/
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
JC walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out
of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind
Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
NBA is a joke
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