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I drove past this sweet brunette hitch-hiker tonight on my way home from my brothers house.She was top notch.
She was carrying a duffel bag with her and when she got into my car she put it in the back seat.Just to be safe I asked her what she had in the bag.She replied, "none of your fckn business".If any other woman had said this to me I might have been upset but this woman was top notch,I was trying to possibly hook up so I didnt comment strongly.I just said,"wow,bad day huh"?So we are driving down the road and I look in the back seat and see that the bag is glowing.I ask her again what was in the bag.Again she said none of my fckn business.I say to her hey honey,I just want to know what is in the bag and you keep telling me its none of my fckn business,none of my fckn business,all I wanna know is what is in the bag.Finally she says listen if you want to have any shot with me you will stop asking me about the bag.so I chill and keep driving.We drive about about 20 minutes to get to her house.I get her number and let her out and wouldnt you know she left the fckn duffel bag in my back seat.
She was carrying a duffel bag with her and when she got into my car she put it in the back seat.Just to be safe I asked her what she had in the bag.She replied, "none of your fckn business".If any other woman had said this to me I might have been upset but this woman was top notch,I was trying to possibly hook up so I didnt comment strongly.I just said,"wow,bad day huh"?So we are driving down the road and I look in the back seat and see that the bag is glowing.I ask her again what was in the bag.Again she said none of my fckn business.I say to her hey honey,I just want to know what is in the bag and you keep telling me its none of my fckn business,none of my fckn business,all I wanna know is what is in the bag.Finally she says listen if you want to have any shot with me you will stop asking me about the bag.so I chill and keep driving.We drive about about 20 minutes to get to her house.I get her number and let her out and wouldnt you know she left the fckn duffel bag in my back seat.
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