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Why JC Had to Change Hotels Last year
Last year, JC checked into the Motel 6 in Necktucky and was a bit lonely.
He thought, "I'll call one of those ladies you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
He looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a girl calling herself, Babs. -a very
endowed girl with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. She had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack boobs and he felt quite certain he could bounce a quarter off her well oiled butt.... you get the picture. He figured, what the heck, give her a call.
"Hello, , how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, she sounded sooo sexy!
Afraid he would lose his nerve if he hesitated he rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night -tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything baby. Now how does that sound?"
she says, "Oh my God... that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
Last year, JC checked into the Motel 6 in Necktucky and was a bit lonely.
He thought, "I'll call one of those ladies you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
He looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a girl calling herself, Babs. -a very
endowed girl with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. She had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack boobs and he felt quite certain he could bounce a quarter off her well oiled butt.... you get the picture. He figured, what the heck, give her a call.
"Hello, , how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, she sounded sooo sexy!
Afraid he would lose his nerve if he hesitated he rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night -tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything baby. Now how does that sound?"
she says, "Oh my God... that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
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