he's not cold yet "i'm sorry"

[slimpickin]

in honor of michael jackson's passing away Mcdonald's is introducing a new burger it's called mj burger...50 year old meat between 10 year old buns... i'm sorry

[NEJAKE]

It always happens when someone famous dies the jokes come, here's mine...my excuse, I'm drunk!

The Jackson family announced today that Michael will not be buried or cremated as the deceased king of pop wished to be recycled into plastic shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. I'm sorry also.

[moondog22]

It always happens when someone famous dies the jokes come, here's mine...my excuse, I'm drunk!

The Jackson family announced today that Michael will not be buried or cremated as the deceased king of pop wished to be recycled into plastic shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. I'm sorry also.

yeah,I'm drunk too

[longnex]

MJ hasnt been this stiff since Macaulay Caulkin spent the weekend.

[slimpickin]

farrah fawcett

when farrah died and went to heaven god told her you're a angel and granted her 1 wish. she wished for all the children in the world to be safe, and 3 hours latter michael jackson dies. i'm still sorry

[baseballdave]

michael jacksons last words - "Take me to childrens hospital"

[mavskidd02]

Since Michael Jackson was almost all plastic anyway, he wished to be melted down and turned into legos, so kids could still play with him.

Sorry.

[Bill the Thrill]

Autopsy results show the cause of death is food poisoning!!!!









from eating 10 year old weinies!



I'm sorry, not drunk, just bored