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Proof That The World Is Nuts
> In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
> Like that makes sense.
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> In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
> Do they look different reversed?
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> Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
> A brick?
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> The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
> Much worse than going blind!
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> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
> Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
> The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
> Ah! Justice!
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
> But of course!
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> In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
> Makes one shudder at the thought!
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
> In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
> I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'
> Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
> Who volunteers for these tests?
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
> From drinking little bottles of... Did our government pay for this research? Probably.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
> Ah, geez.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> I know some people like that.
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> Starfish don't have brains.
> I know some people like that, too.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> And, the best for last?
> Turtles can breathe through their butts.
> And you thought you had bad breath in the morning!
> In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
> Like that makes sense.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
> Do they look different reversed?
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
> A brick?
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
> Much worse than going blind!
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
> Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
> The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
> Ah! Justice!
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
> But of course!
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
> Makes one shudder at the thought!
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
> In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
> I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'
> Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
> Who volunteers for these tests?
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
> From drinking little bottles of... Did our government pay for this research? Probably.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
> Ah, geez.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> I know some people like that.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Starfish don't have brains.
> I know some people like that, too.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> And, the best for last?
> Turtles can breathe through their butts.
> And you thought you had bad breath in the morning!
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