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    On a lighter note, from the Borowitz Report:

    Yankees Sign Iraqi Hurler
    Shoe-throwing Right-hander Impresses Scouts


    In their latest bid to beef up their pitching rotation for the 2009 season, the New York Yankees today signed Iraqi journalist Muntadar al-Zeidi to a three-year deal worth $32 million.

    The right-handed al-Zeidi, 28, impressed the Yankee scouts with his performance in Baghdad yesterday when he threw both of his shoes at President George W. Bush.

    While neither of the shoes hit their target, both throws "had great velocity and good movement," said Yankee owner Hank Steinbrenner.

    "The first shoe was high and outside but the second one was right down the middle," Mr. Steinbrenner said.

    The Yankee boss said that he was also impressed with Mr. al-Zeidi's fighting spirit when Secret Service agents tackled him.

    "That could come in handy when we have a series with Boston," he said.

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    i hope they sign everyone great and end up in last place broke
    rjeremy for my accounts manager/i love how he keeps numbers

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    • #3
      teammates have already dubbed him shoeless Muntadar!!!!
      Last edited by NEJAKE; 12-15-2008, 12:48 AM.
      Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.

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