How should I give my girlfriend a promise ring?

[jcindaville]

Get it sized to fit your "johnson" and give it to her that way!

If she poops it out.....marry her!

Did he say that, or is he a ghost of me

[vols fan]

Did he say that, or is he a ghost of me

I swear thats exactly what I was thinking

[vols fan]

Heres what you do.go on one knee and tell her you have a promise ring for her and that means she has to promise 5 things.
1.Don't get fat.And no,having a baby is not an excuse.
2.She pretends yall are still dating even after 5 years of marriage
3.The sex stays the same.3 night minimum
4.Blowjobs the other 4 nights
5.Bitching is only allowed 1 night a week and that night is Tuesday cause football ain't on and you have nothing better to do.

Now,if she shakes her head yes,you have a keeper.If she says no,you gave it a hell of a shot.

[jcindaville]

I swear thats exactly what I was thinking

Spark we need an IP check on NEJake


Is he posting from my computer

[Meg30]

Give her the ring in a little blue box with a matching earings..

[vols fan]

Give her the ring in a little blue box with a matching earings..

Forget what I said earlier.This should work better.

[Bill the Thrill]

Give her the ring in a little blue box with a matching earings..

and flowers, fresh cut flowers

it always worked for me and I'm ugly

[BillMill71]

Give her the ring in a little blue box with a BOTTLE OF ABSOLUT..

Figures

[DBURGH]

Get it sized to fit your "johnson" and give it to her that way!

If she poops it out.....marry her!

That may be the funniest thing I have seen in some time.....also,,,what are we in frickin High School.? A promise ring?