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    A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought of beer'. Some interesting responses :

    'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'
    --Tim, 7 years old

    'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. '
    --Mellanie, 7 years old

    'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'
    --Grady, 7 years old

    ''My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
    --Tob y, 7 years old

    'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.
    --Sarah, 7 years old

    'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, t he better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'
    --Lilly, 7 years old

    'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
    --Ethan, 7 years old

    'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
    --Shirley, 7 years old

    'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
    --Jack, 7 years old

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    i resemble that remark
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    • #3
      jc Wishes He Can Get A Goat

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      • #4
        Beer must not taste good with Chicken wings cause my daddy chokes on them when he drinks
        signed Tech fans kids

        Beer makes my neighbor throw up in the morning at the stop sign.
        signed KB's 10 year old neighbor


        Beer makes my employee show up late after throwing up on himself in the shower.
        signed Kb's Boss

        Beer makes my uncle blow all my daddys money on Blackjack
        signed Vols fans kids

        Beer makes my daddy feel 10 foot tall and bulletproof.Can't believe it makes him grow 7 feet
        signed Rooks daughter

        Beer makes me horny and makes me want to go home and bang my boyfriend Chado
        Signed(still waiting)

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        • #5
          Beer makes me horny and makes me want to go home and bang my boyfriend Chado
          Signed(RedsFan12)
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          • #6
            Originally posted by xstac2169
            Beer makes me horny and makes me want to go home and bang my boyfriend Chado
            Signed(RedsFan12)

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            • #7
              Originally posted by vols fan
              Beer must not taste good with Chicken wings cause my daddy chokes on them when he drinks
              signed Tech fans kids

              Beer makes my neighbor throw up in the morning at the stop sign.
              signed KB's 10 year old neighbor


              Beer makes my employee show up late after throwing up on himself in the shower.
              signed Kb's Boss

              Beer makes my uncle blow all my daddys money on Blackjack
              signed Vols fans kids

              Beer makes my daddy feel 10 foot tall and bulletproof.Can't believe it makes him grow 7 feet
              signed Rooks daughter

              Beer makes me horny and makes me want to go home and bang my boyfriend Chado
              Signed(still waiting)

              nicely done

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              • #8
                Originally posted by vols fan
                Beer must not taste good with Chicken wings cause my daddy chokes on them when he drinks
                signed Tech fans kids

                Beer makes my neighbor throw up in the morning at the stop sign.
                signed KB's 10 year old neighbor


                Beer makes my employee show up late after throwing up on himself in the shower.
                signed Kb's Boss

                Beer makes my uncle blow all my daddys money on Blackjack
                signed Vols fans kids

                Beer makes my daddy feel 10 foot tall and bulletproof.Can't believe it makes him grow 7 feet
                signed Rooks daughter

                Beer makes me horny and makes me want to go home and bang my boyfriend Chado
                Signed(still waiting)
                Awesome

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by vols fan
                  Beer must not taste good with Chicken wings cause my daddy chokes on them when he drinks
                  signed Tech fans kids

                  Beer makes my neighbor throw up in the morning at the stop sign.
                  signed KB's 10 year old neighbor


                  Beer makes my employee show up late after throwing up on himself in the shower.
                  signed Kb's Boss

                  Beer makes my uncle blow all my daddys money on Blackjack
                  signed Vols fans kids

                  Beer makes my daddy feel 10 foot tall and bulletproof.Can't believe it makes him grow 7 feet
                  signed Rooks daughter

                  Beer makes me horny and makes me want to go home and bang my boyfriend Chado
                  Signed(still waiting)
                  WOW NOW I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS WHOLE THING AGAIN BY THE WAY VERY FUNNY
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by tech fan
                    WOW NOW I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS WHOLE THING AGAIN BY THE WAY VERY FUNNY
                    I promise I'm not saying anything else about it.I'm too chicken.Well off to Kentucky Fried Chicken to get me some Chicken legs and some Chicken strips.Might choke my chicken when I get back if I have time.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by vols fan
                      I promise I'm not saying anything else about it.I'm too chicken.Well off to Kentucky Fried Chicken to get me some Chicken legs and some Chicken strips.Might choke my chicken when I get back if I have time.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by vols fan
                        Beer must not taste good with Chicken wings cause my daddy chokes on them when he drinks
                        signed Tech fans kids

                        Beer makes my neighbor throw up in the morning at the stop sign.
                        signed KB's 10 year old neighbor


                        Beer makes my employee show up late after throwing up on himself in the shower.
                        signed Kb's Boss

                        Beer makes my uncle blow all my daddys money on Blackjack
                        signed Vols fans kids

                        Beer makes my daddy feel 10 foot tall and bulletproof.Can't believe it makes him grow 7 feet
                        signed Rooks daughter

                        Beer makes me horny and makes me want to go home and bang my boyfriend Chado
                        Signed(still waiting)
                        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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                        • #13
                          Beer makes me want to call Jersey Steve and get his picks
                          Signed JC

                          All this talk about beer makes me want to go get a beer
                          signed,Vols and KB

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by vols fan
                            Beer must not taste good with Chicken wings cause my daddy chokes on them when he drinks
                            signed Tech fans kids

                            Beer makes my neighbor throw up in the morning at the stop sign.
                            signed KB's 10 year old neighbor


                            Beer makes my employee show up late after throwing up on himself in the shower.
                            signed Kb's Boss

                            Beer makes my uncle blow all my daddys money on Blackjack
                            signed Vols fans kids

                            Beer makes my daddy feel 10 foot tall and bulletproof.Can't believe it makes him grow 7 feet
                            signed Rooks daughter

                            Beer makes me horny and makes me want to go home and bang my boyfriend Chado
                            Signed(still waiting)
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