Zipper Countdown

[savage1]

Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down....by David Letterman
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones
2.. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....


1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

[Three Jack]

Do you have a license to sell hot dogs?

[savage1]

Do you have a license to sell hot dogs?

[shoeman530]

Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave

Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod

Your soldier isn't so unknown now




A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down, and his fly wide open. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."
He zipped up and finished his shopping, and remembering what the cashier had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door."
He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?" The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.

[knowlez]

Funny stuff

[savage1]

Funny stuff

I am sure Herbie would get a good laugh if you show it to "him."

[knowlez]

Herbie had a run in with a zipper one night I had to much too drink. He didnt like it very well.