What do you guys think?

[10DimeBry]

She is not fat at all ....



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Dimer

so true!!!!!

[MtrCtyPimp]

I am all ears

Ill try my best to keep it short and not be long winded....Im not the greatest at typing novels.

Me and my buddy are watching a Sunday night baseball game many years back and tippin a few back at the bar....game ends and we head home at about midnight and I tell my friend lets get some chicks off of AOL....im like watch you can snag em in a snap. I get online and in a few mins I get these 2 girls willing to drive down to Dearborn from Farmington (15 min drive) and I tell em to meet me at this gas station. My friend gets giddy and we head back out but as soon as we get there my buddy is like no way in hell im fucking with those and doesnt even stick around and just floors it.....these girls start racing after us but no way can they catch us he is driving so fast. They start cussing me out on my phone leaving voicemails and online a half hour later saying they wouldnt have fucked with us anyways. My friend crashes out and my other boy calls me at 1 am asking whats going on and I tell him the story and hes like man call them back I dont care what the fuck they look like.....I `call them back saying we had an emergency and thats why we had to run off so I tell them to make the drive back and meet us at a different spot but this time I tell my other friend Im staying here while you go get them. I give him my ID and 20 bucks and tell him to get case of beer because we will need it.

He comes back over with the beer and no girls Im like wtf where are they.....he says he saw them and booked it no way hes fucking with em either

10 mins later these chicks call and start cussing again and Im like man thats just evil what we are doing so he says fuck it im going to pick them up. I swear one walks about 150 lbs with the thickest glasses i have ever seen and missing a tooth and the one behind her was about 300 lbs I shit you not.

I told him im not fucking with them but you can help yourself and pick the one you want....he picks the 150 (lesser of 2 evils? ) and takes here downstairs.

10 mins of watching TV with the fat chick I say fuck it mind as well take advantage of this and I told here to sit next to me and I just put her hand on my dick when she got over....I was like I cant do this with any light so I took her to a bedroom and got it pitch black so I cant see a damn thing and got naked and just had her start blowing.

No shit she went for a good 45 mins and it was the best blwo job I mightve ever gotten or it was right up there with the best and while she is blowing me I thought I was playing with her tits the whole time when it was a fucken roll on her stomach I finally nutted and just threw my shit back on and told her its time to go.

I started to worry since my friend who downstairs with the ***** glasses still hadnt come up and I head down and he fighting with her as she wouldnt give him no play at all

My other friend who was asleep wakes up and sees them in the house and was like wtf when did these 2 get here....turns out these 2 chicks were from Tennessee visiting relatives up north and the glasses girl was like take us out to the club and then you can get some......Im thinking no way in hell I ever see you again let alone take you to a club with me and was thinking they better get the fuck out before the sun starts to rise.


Long time ago in Hawaii I scored a fatty in a bar (250 lbs I say) and I thought to myself I can get rid of her and take my chances of getting back to the hotel alone or I can just take this gauruntee back to the room and pound her.......I took here back to the room and needless to say I still get shit to this day about it from my friends but sometimes when youre drunk you will just about any ole girl because at a certain point even the ugliest ones start looking better

Chado if I was you I would just get in a web of girls because all it does is open up other doors and you always have outs if you need to get action at any hour.....just be cool with as many girls as possible now man because you dont want to regret it later.

About 10 years ago I could give a rats ass I would fuck anything I could.....18, skinny, fat, bald, married, old.....just keep fucking whatever you can.....only bonus with marriage is not pulling out

PEACE

[Spark]

Who you kidding? This girl doesn't even know who Chad is! lol

Exactly what I was thinking ...


Chad Who????

[jcindaville]

What you guys may say will not disuade me from trying to hook up with her regardless. I just like to share things with you guys as you are all obviously aware it doesnt bother me at all. Most members here are fucking hillarious and I laugh my ass off everyday on this site at the humor. I am here for your entertainment purposes and I get it in return too....so if can provide you guys with that throughout your work day or whatever its all good...I hope you enjoy and we all have a good time on this site...hahahaha..

GET ME A FUCKING RUMP SHOT

[jcindaville]

Ill try my best to keep it short and not be long winded....Im not the greatest at typing novels.

Me and my buddy are watching a Sunday night baseball game many years back and tippin a few back at the bar....game ends and we head home at about midnight and I tell my friend lets get some chicks off of AOL....im like watch you can snag em in a snap. I get online and in a few mins I get these 2 girls willing to drive down to Dearborn from Farmington (15 min drive) and I tell em to meet me at this gas station. My friend gets giddy and we head back out but as soon as we get there my buddy is like no way in hell im fucking with those and doesnt even stick around and just floors it.....these girls start racing after us but no way can they catch us he is driving so fast. They start cussing me out on my phone leaving voicemails and online a half hour later saying they wouldnt have fucked with us anyways. My friend crashes out and my other boy calls me at 1 am asking whats going on and I tell him the story and hes like man call them back I dont care what the fuck they look like.....I `call them back saying we had an emergency and thats why we had to run off so I tell them to make the drive back and meet us at a different spot but this time I tell my other friend Im staying here while you go get them. I give him my ID and 20 bucks and tell him to get case of beer because we will need it.

He comes back over with the beer and no girls Im like wtf where are they.....he says he saw them and booked it no way hes fucking with em either

10 mins later these chicks call and start cussing again and Im like man thats just evil what we are doing so he says fuck it im going to pick them up. I swear one walks about 150 lbs with the thickest glasses i have ever seen and missing a tooth and the one behind her was about 300 lbs I shit you not.

I told him im not fucking with them but you can help yourself and pick the one you want....he picks the 150 (lesser of 2 evils? ) and takes here downstairs.

10 mins of watching TV with the fat chick I say fuck it mind as well take advantage of this and I told here to sit next to me and I just put her hand on my dick when she got over....I was like I cant do this with any light so I took her to a bedroom and got it pitch black so I cant see a damn thing and got naked and just had her start blowing.

No shit she went for a good 45 mins and it was the best blwo job I mightve ever gotten or it was right up there with the best and while she is blowing me I thought I was playing with her tits the whole time when it was a fucken roll on her stomach I finally nutted and just threw my shit back on and told her its time to go.

I started to worry since my friend who downstairs with the ***** glasses still hadnt come up and I head down and he fighting with her as she wouldnt give him no play at all

My other friend who was asleep wakes up and sees them in the house and was like wtf when did these 2 get here....turns out these 2 chicks were from Tennessee visiting relatives up north and the glasses girl was like take us out to the club and then you can get some......Im thinking no way in hell I ever see you again let alone take you to a club with me and was thinking they better get the fuck out before the sun starts to rise.


Long time ago in Hawaii I scored a fatty in a bar (250 lbs I say) and I thought to myself I can get rid of her and take my chances of getting back to the hotel alone or I can just take this gauruntee back to the room and pound her.......I took here back to the room and needless to say I still get shit to this day about it from my friends but sometimes when youre drunk you will just about any ole girl because at a certain point even the ugliest ones start looking better

Chado if I was you I would just get in a web of girls because all it does is open up other doors and you always have outs if you need to get action at any hour.....just be cool with as many girls as possible now man because you dont want to regret it later.

About 10 years ago I could give a rats ass I would fuck anything I could.....18, skinny, fat, bald, married, old.....just keep fucking whatever you can.....only bonus with marriage is not pulling out

PEACE

Damn you let the fatty suck you for almost an hour and didnt give her any cock

[wayne1218]

All jc cares about is cock ...........

[NEJAKE]

Heres another one. She is the 2nd one from the right...

Your asking us if you should hook up with this girl.....either your fn retarded or GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HIT THAT!!!!! HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jcindaville]

All jc cares about is cock ...........

[uconnplayer]

well does she give head or not?

[Chado1]

I swear one walks about 150 lbs with the thickest glasses i have ever seen and missing a tooth

Was I the only one who burst out laughing at this point of Ronnies story?

[Chado1]

well does she give head or not?

Nah brother but she gives awesome hand jobs with those man hands..

[BettorsChat]

What a douchebag

The real douche is the one who started this thread

[BettorsChat]

Yea he plays a lot of sports...I typically prefer the tiny ones with nice little asses but may have to switch it up for a bigger one with massive dicks...

One can always find a defficiency in a person...nobody is perfect....

[BettorsChat]

Jimmy ... I am wondering if this chick knows that Chad is posting her pic all over the forum ... for these guys to drool over ...

I don't know what's more funnier the word drool or the guys that are actually drooling over her...

[Chado1]

Monte you love her too and you know it..