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> Today Government and Tomorrows> > > Whether Democrat or Republican or Independent or nothing, I thinkyou'll get a kick out of this! > >
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' > > Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:> > I am the head of the family, so call me The President. > > Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her theGovernment. > > We are here to take care o f your needs, so we will call you thePeople.> > The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. > > And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. > > Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'> > So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. > > Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up tocheck on him He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. > > So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his motherasleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Findingthe door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed withthe nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed > >
The next morning, the little boy says t o his father, 'Dad, I think Iunderstand the concept of politics now. ' > > The father says, 'good, son, tell me in your own words what you thinkpolitics is all about.' > > The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Classwhile the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored andthe Future is in deep shit >
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' > > Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:> > I am the head of the family, so call me The President. > > Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her theGovernment. > > We are here to take care o f your needs, so we will call you thePeople.> > The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. > > And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. > > Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'> > So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. > > Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up tocheck on him He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. > > So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his motherasleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Findingthe door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed withthe nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed > >
The next morning, the little boy says t o his father, 'Dad, I think Iunderstand the concept of politics now. ' > > The father says, 'good, son, tell me in your own words what you thinkpolitics is all about.' > > The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Classwhile the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored andthe Future is in deep shit >
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