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Three SEC football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot>>sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.>>>>They stopped and discovered a nude female, passed out drunk.>>>>Out of respect and propriety, the LSU fan took off his cap and placed it>>over her right breast. The MSU fan took off his cap and placed it over her>>left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Bama fan>>took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.>>>>The police were called and when the first officer arrived, he conductedhis>>investigation. First he lifted up the LSU cap, replaced it and wrote down>>some notes. Next, he lifted the MSU cap and replaced it, writing down some>>more notes.>>>>The officer then lifted the Bama cap, replaced it, then lifted it again,>>replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.>>>>The Bama fan was becoming annoyed and asked, "What are you, a pervert or>>something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?">>>>"Well," said the officer, "I am just simply surprised. Normally, when you>>look under a Bama cap... you find an asshole.">>
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