Congrats Rook!!!! Gonna Miss Ya!!

[TwoTonTony]

Congrats go out to Rook!! He got the call from Carlos Zambrano tonight and he was informed that he is the Official Celebratory Midget for The Chicago Cubs!! At first Carlos wanted a rabbits foot but calls from Pedro Martinez and Kid Rock convinced him that having your own personal midget brings 3 things:

1) good luck
2) street cred
3) hot chicks

So give em hell Rook and have fun!!

[TheRook]

Congrats go out to Rook!! He got the call from Carlos Zambrano tonight and he was informed that he is the Official Celebratory Midget for The Chicago Cubs!! At first Carlos wanted a rabbits foot but calls from Pedro Martinez and Kid Rock convinced him that having your own personal midget brings 3 things:

1) good luck
2) street cred
3) hot chicks

So give em hell Rook and have fun!!

i will not leave until the magic number is 0

i can't celebrate yet......

[TwoTonTony]

you have it in the bag.....Being the ceremonial midget is not something you can turn on and off like a lightswitch.....

You need momentum going into the playoffs....

This is your moment to shine and i do not want to see you blow it.....

So start having your neighbors toss you in the air and shoot champagne on you.....

good luck

[TheRook]

you have it in the bag.....Being the ceremonial midget is not something you can turn on and off like a lightswitch.....

You need momentum going into the playoffs....

This is your moment to shine and i do not want to see you blow it.....

So start having your neighbors toss you in the air and shoot champagne on you.....

good luck

last time i tried that i ended up somewhere in kentucky

[TwoTonTony]

last time i tried that i ended up somewhere in kentucky

and your ass is still sore and you have stretchmarks on your cheeks!!!

we will not let that happen again.....I will be your bodyguard.

There will be non-consentual midget penetration!!! ever again....