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GOT TO LOVE Louisville
A guy from Louisville passed away and left his entire estate to his
beloved widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in an Louisville hotel? When you
call the front desk and say, "I got a leak in my sink," and the clerk replies,
"Go ahead."
How can you tell if an Louisville redneck is married? There's dried
tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in
Louisville to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Louisville ........
Documentaries.
A Louisville State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says to the
driver, "Got any I.D.?"and the driver replies " 'Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Louisville State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
The governor's mansion in Louisville burned down! Yep. Pert' near took
out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too.
Both books -poof! up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
A new law was recently passed in Louisville . When a couple gets divorced,they
are STILL cousins.
A guy walks into a bar in Louisville and orders a mudslide. The
bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?
"No,"replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania " The bartender looks at him and says,
"Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania ?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a
tax-e-derm-ist?"
The man says,"I mount animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us
A guy from Louisville passed away and left his entire estate to his
beloved widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in an Louisville hotel? When you
call the front desk and say, "I got a leak in my sink," and the clerk replies,
"Go ahead."
How can you tell if an Louisville redneck is married? There's dried
tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in
Louisville to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Louisville ........
Documentaries.
A Louisville State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says to the
driver, "Got any I.D.?"and the driver replies " 'Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Louisville State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
The governor's mansion in Louisville burned down! Yep. Pert' near took
out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too.
Both books -poof! up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
A new law was recently passed in Louisville . When a couple gets divorced,they
are STILL cousins.
A guy walks into a bar in Louisville and orders a mudslide. The
bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?
"No,"replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania " The bartender looks at him and says,
"Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania ?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a
tax-e-derm-ist?"
The man says,"I mount animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us
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