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    1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? ...
    A licker cabinet.

    2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? .....
    A Klondyke.

    3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....
    Militia Etheridge.

    4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
    Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

    5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? .....
    Fur Traders.

    6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....
    A Lick alotapuss.

    7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...
    Well Hung.

    8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...
    She was found face down in Ricki Lake .

    9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ......
    Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

    10. What do you call lesbian twins? ....
    Lick-a-likes.

    11. What's the definition of confusion? ....
    Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

    12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
    One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker

    13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state
    workers?
    100 people that don't do dick.

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    [QUOTE][4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
    Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face./QUOTE]
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      [QUOTE7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...
      Well Hung.][/QUOTE]
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