lesbian jokes

[longnex]

1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? ...
A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? .....
A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....
Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? .....
Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....
A Lick alotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...
Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...
She was found face down in Ricki Lake .

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ......
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins? ....
Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion? ....
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker

13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state
workers?
100 people that don't do dick.

[jcindaville]

[QUOTE][4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face./QUOTE]

[jcindaville]

[QUOTE7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...
Well Hung.][/QUOTE]