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> > > For some time many of us have wondered, "Just who is Jack Schitt?"
> > >
> > > We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
> Schitt!'
> > > Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
> intelligent way.
> > >
> > > Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
> > > fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.
> > > Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
> > >
> > > In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
> > > produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
> Schitt,
> > > and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
> > >
> > > Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
> > > school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
> divorced.
> > > Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living
> with
> > > them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
> Schitt Sherlock.
> > >
> > > Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
> a
> > > rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
> > > children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
> > > childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
> ceremony.
> > > The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
> > > nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
> > >
> > > Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
> > > returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
> > >
> > > Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
> them.
> > >
> > >
> > > Sincerely,
> > > Crock O. Schitt
> > >
> > > NOTE: PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH.
> > > REMEMBER: LAUGHING LOWERS THE BLOOD PRESSURE
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
> Schitt!'
> > > Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
> intelligent way.
> > >
> > > Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
> > > fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.
> > > Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
> > >
> > > In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
> > > produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
> Schitt,
> > > and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
> > >
> > > Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
> > > school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
> divorced.
> > > Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living
> with
> > > them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
> Schitt Sherlock.
> > >
> > > Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
> a
> > > rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
> > > children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
> > > childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
> ceremony.
> > > The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
> > > nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
> > >
> > > Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
> > > returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
> > >
> > > Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
> them.
> > >
> > >
> > > Sincerely,
> > > Crock O. Schitt
> > >
> > > NOTE: PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH.
> > > REMEMBER: LAUGHING LOWERS THE BLOOD PRESSURE
> > >
> > >
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