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  • MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES..... a joke

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their
    bed.
    She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
    She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
    front of him.

    He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

    She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his
    coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into
    the room, "Why are
    you down here at this time of night?"
    The husband looks up from is coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago
    when we were! dating , and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
    The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring
    and sensitive. "Yes I do," she replies.
    The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you
    remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car
    making love?"

    "Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair
    beside him.
    The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun
    in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send
    you to jail for
    20 years?'"

    "I remember that too" she replied softly.

    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said......"I would have
    gotten out today."
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