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Dont want Spark to get mad at me so feel in the blank for yourself.
"Sixty is the worst age to be,"said the 60-year-old man."You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you just stand there and nothing comes out."
"ah That's nothin,"said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy,you don't have a bowel movement any more.You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said _____ ,"Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing,too? asked the 60 year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00.I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock,no problem at all"
"So do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, i have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated,the 60-year-old said,"You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30.So whats so bad about being 80?"
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"I don't wake up until 7:00."
"Sixty is the worst age to be,"said the 60-year-old man."You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you just stand there and nothing comes out."
"ah That's nothin,"said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy,you don't have a bowel movement any more.You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said _____ ,"Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing,too? asked the 60 year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00.I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock,no problem at all"
"So do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, i have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated,the 60-year-old said,"You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30.So whats so bad about being 80?"
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"I don't wake up until 7:00."
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