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    Fellows I have been doing quite well. Cut gambling down a lot and not let Herbie screw everything in site. But I missed up big time the other nite. My good buddy Bondo wants to go out of town on a lttle road trip. So we go about sixty miles from home and hit this roadhouse bar. Well there is a lot of dancing and drinking. I get hooked up with this pretty lady she had everything tits a ass that wouldnt quit. She was just as horny as anything I had ever been with. So we go for a walk and end up in the city Park. I scroged her ass on pinic table.. It was awesome I mean the sex was unbelievable she could make a dead man shoot a wad... Turns out she fucked my socks off and then told me she was married to the local Sheriff. I just about shit my pants.. I have done a lot of shit from teachers to strippers. I am so freaking nervous. Herbie hasnt done anything wild for a year and goes nuts and bones the county mounties old lady... I mean good Grief talk about the luck... I staying home for a year. Guaranteed

  • #2
    Herbies going to jail

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    • #3
      Originally posted by BettorsChat
      Herbies going to jail
      "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
      is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

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      • #4
        I love these Herbie stories

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        • #5
          Holy Shit Herbie is going to Hibernate

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          • #6
            What exactly is
            I scroged


            I know you fucked her, but what is scroged
            Questions, comments, complaints:
            [email protected]

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            • #7
              I gave her cookie a light munching

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              • #8
                Originally posted by knowlez
                I gave her cookie a light munching

                A light munching

                You know you really shouldnt bang married woman. It can be bad for your health
                Questions, comments, complaints:
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                • #9
                  I miss the Herbie stories. Hope she said "pussy" and not "posse"
                  You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

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                  • #10
                    I didnt know she was married Or i would have just screwed her in the ass.

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                    • #11
                      lmao these are great
                      2013 NCAA POD Record

                      8-3ATS +3.80 units

                      2013 NFL POD Record

                      1-2 ATS -4.50 units

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