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Today is National Waitstaff Day and if you want to pain a pain in the ass customer, I've got some great tips for you..... Happy National Waitstaff Day LOL....
You bring your own teabags.
You ask for separate checks after you've finished your meal.
After you've eaten all of your food you decide you don't like it and demand a full refund.
You arrive on time but your friends are an hour late. You insist on being sat in the dining room but refuse to order anything more complicated than water with lemon and five baskets of bread.
You have a $50 dollar gift certificate and a hundred dollar check. The waiter deducts the gift certificate from your total and you only tip the waiter on the remaining $50.
You're late for your reservation and don't bother to call.
You've paid the check, you have your coats on, but you still won't leave.
You get sat five minutes before closing and say "We don't want to be rushed."
You let your kids run rampant throughout the restaurant and think it's "cute."
You just walk in and sit down, ignoring the hostess.
You say "Do you know who I am?"
You praise the waiter to high heaven but leave him 7%. (The Dreaded Verbal Tip!)
You take twenty minutes to complete the wine tasting ritual.
You ask the waiter his name only so you can shout it when your martini gets low.
You grab the waiter by the elbow when he or she walks by to get their attention.
You want to haggle over the prices.
You leave a penny on the table.
You ask for unreasonable substitutions. (au gratin potatoes instead of pasta?)
You never say "please" or "thank you."
remember, i never offered these tips if anyone asks....
You bring your own teabags.
You ask for separate checks after you've finished your meal.
After you've eaten all of your food you decide you don't like it and demand a full refund.
You arrive on time but your friends are an hour late. You insist on being sat in the dining room but refuse to order anything more complicated than water with lemon and five baskets of bread.
You have a $50 dollar gift certificate and a hundred dollar check. The waiter deducts the gift certificate from your total and you only tip the waiter on the remaining $50.
You're late for your reservation and don't bother to call.
You've paid the check, you have your coats on, but you still won't leave.
You get sat five minutes before closing and say "We don't want to be rushed."
You let your kids run rampant throughout the restaurant and think it's "cute."
You just walk in and sit down, ignoring the hostess.
You say "Do you know who I am?"
You praise the waiter to high heaven but leave him 7%. (The Dreaded Verbal Tip!)
You take twenty minutes to complete the wine tasting ritual.
You ask the waiter his name only so you can shout it when your martini gets low.
You grab the waiter by the elbow when he or she walks by to get their attention.
You want to haggle over the prices.
You leave a penny on the table.
You ask for unreasonable substitutions. (au gratin potatoes instead of pasta?)
You never say "please" or "thank you."
remember, i never offered these tips if anyone asks....
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PS-MARVIN LOVES SPLIT SALAD !! 
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