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  • We've All Heard of Chunganese , well here is some NTK Dawgenese !!

    Terms you'll need to know when you go to the AMP lookin' for an ATM .

    PS - Dawg likie RCG w/DDG ATF... OMG !

    Shit got myself all worked up Now !! Back in an hour ....

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    Common Adult Industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and what ta hell does THAT mean ....


    AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
    ABC = american born chinese
    ABJ = american born japanese
    Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts.
    AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
    analingus = licking anus
    Asian = analingus
    Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
    ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
    ATF = all time favorite
    ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.
    attempts = trying to orgasm
    Aunt Flo = menstruation, period
    B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised
    babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian
    balloons = breast implants
    BB = bareback = without condom
    BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio
    BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom
    BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)
    BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth
    BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit
    BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
    BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial
    BBFS = bare back sex
    BBW = big beautiful woman
    BCD = behind closed doors
    BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
    BF = boy friend
    BFE = boy friend experience
    birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
    BLS = ball licking and sucking
    Blue Jay = blow job
    blue pill = Viagra
    BSB = bus stop babe
    butter face = everything looks good, but her face
    BTW = by the way
    cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs
    CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
    CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
    CD = cross dresser
    CDS = covered doggy style
    CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
    CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you
    CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club
    CIM = cum in mouth
    CL = craigslist.org
    CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
    CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
    Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you
    cover = condom
    cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers
    cups of coffee = releases = orgasms
    DATO = dining at the o = analingus
    DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus
    DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
    Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA
    Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
    donation = payment
    Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
    DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
    DDG = drop dead gorgeous
    DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
    DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
    DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl
    DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth
    ECR = el camino real
    EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
    escort = a temporary companion for hire
    facial = cumming on partner's face
    FBSM = full body sensual massage
    fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice
    FIV = finger in vagina
    FKK = Frei Körper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
    FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
    FOV = finger outside vagina
    French = BJ
    French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
    FS = full service = BJ + Sex
    Get Brain = blow job
    Get Comfortable = get completely naked
    GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
    GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor
    GND = girl next door
    Greek = anal sex, back door
    GS = golden shower = urination play
    GSM = g-spot massage
    happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage
    hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
    Hat = condom
    HDH = high dollar hottie
    HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
    HH = half hour
    HM = high mileage
    HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
    HWP = height and weight proportionate
    hooker = prostitute
    IMHO = in my humble opinion
    interpreter = condom
    Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
    ISO = in search of
    KGFE = Korean GFE, usually RBGFE with condom
    kitty = vagina
    Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
    LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
    LE = ellie = law enforcement
    LK = light kissing, closed mouth
    LOS = land of smiles = Thailand
    mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
    MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club
    MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
    MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck
    Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District
    Missionary = man on top, girl on back
    mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
    MP = massage parlor
    MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
    MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club
    MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
    NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club
    non-pro = not a professional provider
    NP = no problem
    NSA = no strings attached
    OWO = oral without condom
    OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
    papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
    party hat = condom
    PIV = penis in vagina
    PL = Pathetic Loser
    PO = phone operator (for making appointments)
    PS = private show (Dance)
    PSE = Porn Star Experience
    PV = private viewing (Dance)
    RA = relaxation assistant
    raincoat = condom
    RB = myredbook.com
    RBGFE = myRedBook's definintion of GFE.
    rimming = analingus
    RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
    ROB = Rip Off Bitch
    Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away
    Reverse massage = you massage her
    Roman shower = vomit play
    RPG = role playing games
    Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
    SC = Strip Club
    self-service = you masturbate
    SF = San Francisco
    shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
    SO = significant other
    SOG = shot on goal = one release
    SOMF = sat on my face
    south of the border = gential region
    southern france = BBBJ
    SP = Service Provider
    SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA
    spanish = ATM = ass to mouth
    spinner = very petite, thin girl
    STD = sexually transmitted disease
    stroll = path frequented by street walkers
    SW = street walker
    TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
    teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth
    TG = transgender
    TGTBT = too good to be true
    Tina = crystal meth
    TJ = Tijuana
    TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave
    TLD = topless lap dance
    tossing salad = analingus
    Troll = rude and hideous PL
    Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
    TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
    TS = transexual
    TUMA = tongue up my ass
    TV = transvestite
    UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ
    UTR = under the radar
    WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this)
    XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
    YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.
    1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
    411 = seeking information
    420 = 4:20 = marijuana
    69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time

    $ = $100
    $$ = $200
    $$$ = $300
    $$$.5 = $350 (get it?)

    incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates.
    outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room.
    two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.

    CAUSE IF YA DON'T KNOW..... NOW YA KNOW !!
    Last edited by Ldawg; 05-19-2007, 11:31 AM.

  • #2
    no doubt about it-you have slipped over the edge !!
    DON'T YOU EAT THE YELLOW SNOW !! PS-MARVIN LOVES SPLIT SALAD !!

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    • #3
      ptmnm !!
      DON'T YOU EAT THE YELLOW SNOW !! PS-MARVIN LOVES SPLIT SALAD !!

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      • #4
        lmayb !!
        DON'T YOU EAT THE YELLOW SNOW !! PS-MARVIN LOVES SPLIT SALAD !!

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        • #5
          vff man that is some fus
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          • #6
            You guys need to get in a PROGRAM or something ....


            I've been eating so much Kimchee that IMH2SRBs

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ldawg
              You guys need to get in a PROGRAM or something ....


              I've been eating so much Kimchee that IMH2SRBs
              we're in a program biaaaach-THREADKILLAS ANONYMOUS-LATER BRO !! ps-i am powerless over a certified kill !!
              Last edited by WayneChung; 05-23-2007, 08:26 PM.
              DON'T YOU EAT THE YELLOW SNOW !! PS-MARVIN LOVES SPLIT SALAD !!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by WayneChung
                ptmnm !!
                PLEASE TWEAK MY NIPPLES MISTRESS !! I AM GOING TO START CHARGING FOR THESE CHUNGANESE TRANSLATIONS !!
                DON'T YOU EAT THE YELLOW SNOW !! PS-MARVIN LOVES SPLIT SALAD !!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by WayneChung
                  lmayb !!
                  no brainer // LICK MARV AGAIN YOU BIIIAAACCHHH !!
                  DON'T YOU EAT THE YELLOW SNOW !! PS-MARVIN LOVES SPLIT SALAD !!

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                  • #10
                    YPTYPT !!





                    you pop twice you pay twice ....


                    2 Shots on Goal w/ a ATM uuuuhhhh!




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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ldawg
                      YPTYPT !!





                      you pop twice you pay twice ....


                      2 Shots on Goal w/ a ATM uuuuhhhh!




                      you punched tammy the teller in the ass for two doses of kimchee !!
                      DON'T YOU EAT THE YELLOW SNOW !! PS-MARVIN LOVES SPLIT SALAD !!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by WayneChung
                        you punched tammy the teller in the ass for two doses of kimchee !!

                        Missey KimChee on extended weekend for Memorial Day .... ( fvckin Rub N' Tug Union) .... just me and Rosie now ------->









                        Hope you had a Great weekend Brother !!
                        Last edited by Ldawg; 05-27-2007, 08:41 PM.

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