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ESCAPED CONVICT
An escaped convict breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and
ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the
convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into
the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen,
this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably
spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how
he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...
do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates
you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll
kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had
any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I
love you, too."
An escaped convict breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and
ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the
convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into
the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen,
this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably
spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how
he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...
do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates
you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll
kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had
any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I
love you, too."