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    Shorthorns .

    You know Your Cozy with Texians/Teja'nos

    IF

    1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana,
    Palestine, Decatur , Wichita Falls , San
    Antonio, Burnet, Boerne, Nacogdoches ,
    Mexia, Waco , Amarillo , and Waxahachie.

    2. A tornado warning siren is your signal to
    go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

    3. You've ever had to switch from
    "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

    4. You know that the true value of a parking
    space is not determined by the distance
    to the door, but by the availability of shade.

    5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

    6. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

    7. You measure distance in minutes.

    8. Little Smokies are something you
    serve only for special occasions.

    9. You go to the lake because you
    think it is like going to the ocean.

    10. You listen to the weather forecast
    before picking out an outfit

    11. You know cow-pies are not made of beef.

    12.. Someone you know has used a football
    schedule to plan their wedding date.

    13. You have known someone who has had a
    belt buckle bigger than your fist.

    14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental,
    ammunition, and bait all in the same store.

    15. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.

    16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol;
    a Ford F350 4x4 is.

    17. You know everything goes better
    with Ranch dressin'.

    18. You learned how to shoot a gun
    before you learned how to multiply.

    19. You actually understand this and you are
    "fixin' to" send it to your friends.

    20. Finally, you are 100% to cozy w/Texians if you have
    ever heard this conversation:
    " You wanna coke?" "Yeah."
    "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper!"



    Is he Fixin' ta git MAD ....



    Sugar coated ----- Go #8 !! :whoohoo:
    Last edited by Ldawg; 04-23-2007, 12:39 PM.

  • #2
    Those are pretty damn funny...and most ring true from limited time in TX and OK.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by KJ1000
      Those are pretty damn funny...and most ring true from limited time in TX and OK.
      If :
      6. You see people wear bib overalls to weddings and funerals.

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      BTW- Love the Nikki G quote .... I watched the Memorial service and Nikki lifted those Kids UP and put their feet back on the Path ! Hell of a person ....

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      • #4
        Nice Kill Dawg ..... 2.5 hours before a reply ... Keep up the great work!!!
        "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
        is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Lsufan
          Nice Kill Dawg ..... 2.5 hours before a reply ... Keep up the great work!!!

          All in a days work jimmy


          I've got a couple of Sanjaya ideas for you ... you know the pics w/ AUNTIE MEG ... wink wink ....

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Ldawg
            Shorthorns .

            You know Your Cozy with Texians/Teja'nos

            IF

            1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana,
            Palestine, Decatur , Wichita Falls , San
            Antonio, Burnet, Boerne, Nacogdoches ,
            Mexia, Waco , Amarillo , and Waxahachie.

            2. A tornado warning siren is your signal to
            go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

            3. You've ever had to switch from
            "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

            4. You know that the true value of a parking
            space is not determined by the distance
            to the door, but by the availability of shade.

            5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

            6. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

            7. You measure distance in minutes.

            8. Little Smokies are something you
            serve only for special occasions.

            9. You go to the lake because you
            think it is like going to the ocean.

            10. You listen to the weather forecast
            before picking out an outfit

            11. You know cow-pies are not made of beef.

            12.. Someone you know has used a football
            schedule to plan their wedding date.

            13. You have known someone who has had a
            belt buckle bigger than your fist.

            14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental,
            ammunition, and bait all in the same store.

            15. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.

            16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol;
            a Ford F350 4x4 is.

            17. You know everything goes better
            with Ranch dressin'.

            18. You learned how to shoot a gun
            before you learned how to multiply.

            19. You actually understand this and you are
            "fixin' to" send it to your friends.

            20. Finally, you are 100% to cozy w/Texians if you have
            ever heard this conversation:
            " You wanna coke?" "Yeah."
            "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper!"



            Is he Fixin' ta git MAD ....



            Sugar coated ----- Go #8 !! :whoohoo:
            hey little smokies rule dipped in dijon mustard !! ps-pardon me sir-but do you have any grey poupon ??
            DON'T YOU EAT THE YELLOW SNOW !! PS-MARVIN LOVES SPLIT SALAD !!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by WayneChung
              hey little smokies rule dipped in dijon mustard !! ps-pardon me sir-but do you have any grey poupon ??

              Hey NutCake you out of Rehab yet ?

              Nusre Rachet is looking for you ....





              Back 2 da J.O.B.-- u kids play nice until I get back .......


              gl2day

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ldawg
                Hey NutCake you out of Rehab yet ?

                Nusre Rachet is looking for you ....





                Back 2 da J.O.B.-- u kids play nice until I get back .......


                gl2day
                we do not want to play nice-WE WANT TO ROCK !!
                DON'T YOU EAT THE YELLOW SNOW !! PS-MARVIN LOVES SPLIT SALAD !!

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