Need a Laugh - Try this One!

[Spearit]

http://www.youtube.com/v/FmXWV2uMlm4

Oh My!!!!!

[Spearit]

>>>Fw: The Farmer
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> >>>>THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OLD PEOPLE,YOU CAN'T BEAT EXPERIENCE !!!!!
> >>>> >>>>A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck
> >>>>fixed.
> >>>> >>>>They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live
far
> >>>> >>>>and
> >>>> >>>>would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware
> >>>> >>>>store
> >> ;>> >>>>and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the
> >>>> >>>>feed
> >>>> >>>>store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However,
> >>>> >>>>struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry
> >>>>his
> >>>> >>>>entire purchases home.While he was scratching his head he was
> >>>approached
> >>>> >>>>by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can
you
> >>>tell
> >>>> >>>>me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"The farmer said, "Well,
as
> >>>>a
> >>>> >>>>matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk
> >>>>you
> >>>> >>>>there but I can't carr y this lot."The old lady suggested, "Why
> >>>>don't
> >>>you
> >>>> >>>>put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand,
> >>>> >>>>put
> >>>a
> >>>> >>>>chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other
hand?""Why
> >>>> >>>>thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl
> >>>home.On
> >>>> >>>>the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.
> >>>> >>>>We'll
> >>>> >>>>be there in no time."The little old lady looked him over
cautiously
> >>>then
> >>>> >>>>said, I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do
I
> >>>know
> >>>> >>> >that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the
> >>>>wall,
> >>>> >>>>pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"The farmer said,
"Holy
> >>>> >>>>smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two
> >>>>chickens,
> >>>and
> >>>> >>>>a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against
the
> >>>wall
> >>>> >>>>and do that?"The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him
> >>>> >>>>with
> >>>> >>>>the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the
> >>>> >>>>chickens."

[Spearit]

A really smart dog

Dog_In_Pool[2].wmv (2873KB)

[Spearit]

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he glanced
up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized
that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it,
she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out "Business trip or
pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the
Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago,"

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at the convention?"

"Lecture," she responded. "I am the lead lecturer where I use
information that I have learned from my own personal experiences to
debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," he said, "and what kinds of m yths are there?"

"Well, she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are
the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is
that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of
Scottish descent that are the best. I have also discovered that the lover
with the absolutely best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you.
I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto McTavish, but my friends call me Bubba."

[Lsufan]

http://www.youtube.com/v/FmXWV2uMlm4

Oh My!!!!!

OMG ... What A Goof!!!!