Be Careful How You Word Things

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Debra and Jack were 2 of the hardest working people in a computer firm. Their boss Tom was faced with a dilemna. Times were tough and one of these two had to be laid off. Tom decided that on Monday morning, the first one who went to the water cooler would get the ax.
Debra had a rough Sunday night of partying and she went to work with a huge hangover. She was the first one at the water cooler.
Tom walked over and said "Debra, I have some bad news. I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra said "Tom, I feel like shit, could you just Jack off ?"

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