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The Golf Swing
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of
them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take
private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After
the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, you're
gripping the club way too hard!"
"Well, what should I do?", asks the man.
"Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd
hold your wife's breast."
Taking the advice, he takes a swing, and POW! He hits the ball
250 yards straight up the fairway. The ecstatic man goes
back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't
wait for her lesson.
The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches
her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club
way too hard."
"What can I do?" asks the wife.
"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis."
The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a
swing, and THUMP -- the ball skips down the fairway about 15 feet.
"You know, that was a lot better than I expected," the pro says.
"Now, take the club out of your mouth and hold it in your
hands..."
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of
them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take
private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After
the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, you're
gripping the club way too hard!"
"Well, what should I do?", asks the man.
"Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd
hold your wife's breast."
Taking the advice, he takes a swing, and POW! He hits the ball
250 yards straight up the fairway. The ecstatic man goes
back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't
wait for her lesson.
The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches
her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club
way too hard."
"What can I do?" asks the wife.
"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis."
The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a
swing, and THUMP -- the ball skips down the fairway about 15 feet.
"You know, that was a lot better than I expected," the pro says.
"Now, take the club out of your mouth and hold it in your
hands..."
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