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> 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
>
> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
> Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing
> Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>
> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
> Your Voice.
>
> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
> Ask If They Want Fries with that.
>
> 4.. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
> "In."
>
> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
> Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
> Switch to Espresso.
>
> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write
> "For Smuggling Diamonds"
>
> 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance
> With The Prophecy."
>
> 8. Don t use any punctuation
>
> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>
> 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat
> with a serious face.
>
> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To
> Go."
>
> 12. Sing Along At The Opera
>
> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems
> Don't Rhyme
>
> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
> Play tropical Sounds All Day.
>
> 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You
> Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The
> Mood.
>
> 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
> Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
>
> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I
> Won!, I Won!"
>
> 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards
> The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,
> They're Loose!!"
>
> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The
> Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
>
> 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
> Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make
> Them Smile
>
>
> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
> Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing
> Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>
> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
> Your Voice.
>
> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
> Ask If They Want Fries with that.
>
> 4.. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
> "In."
>
> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
> Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
> Switch to Espresso.
>
> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write
> "For Smuggling Diamonds"
>
> 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance
> With The Prophecy."
>
> 8. Don t use any punctuation
>
> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>
> 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat
> with a serious face.
>
> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To
> Go."
>
> 12. Sing Along At The Opera
>
> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems
> Don't Rhyme
>
> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
> Play tropical Sounds All Day.
>
> 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You
> Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The
> Mood.
>
> 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
> Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
>
> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I
> Won!, I Won!"
>
> 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards
> The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,
> They're Loose!!"
>
> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The
> Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
>
> 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
> Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make
> Them Smile
>
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