Densest Element

[savage1]

Subject: FW: Densest Element




> DENSEST ELEMENT
>
> A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the
> densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named
> "Bushcronium. " Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75
> deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic
> mass of 311.
>
> These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which
> are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
> The symbol for Bushcronium is "W."
>
> Bushcronium' s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly
> interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant
> deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes. This
> characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that
> Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
> concentration.
>
> This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." When
> catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that
> radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise,
> since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.

[jordanrules23]

[robby_morini]

I really don't know why these posts continue to be show up in this forum. Even Phil Stoole (sorta sports) has a separate section

Maybe we should create a separate forum for angry political types. In any event '08 is just around the corner, hang in there man.